Warning, there is a Cheez-It monster on the loose!!!
What to doEdit
If you see it, then pull out Sonic the Hedgehog merchandise and it will be scared. Lure it by chasing it with Sonic the Hedgehog music playing so that it will go to a Cheez-It factory and follow the directions below except for the first sentence.
If you haven't spotted it yet, then go to a Cheez-It factory. Pull out your Sonic the Hedgehog merchandise when it comes. Then chase it with Sonic the Hedgehog music playing behind it, and bring it to the ocean, where it will get soggy and die.
It looks like a fat cheez-it with legs.
Thank you for your cooperation.