I hate it when you go to get your mail, but you then realize already stole it from your own mailbox and then forgot but somehow remembered that you forgot.
I hate it when you go to eat something, but can't find the correct edible paper in the dictionary because you thought something was spelled like this: . Stupid Dictionaries.
I hate it when you need to flip a coin to decide weather or not to flip a coin, but can't flip it yet because you don't know weather or not to flip a coin.
I hate it when you see a rainbow and think it's Batman, and get scared, and go to hide under the rainbow, and can't reach it.
I hate it when you go to poor cereal when you realize that you haven't invented until much later, and you haven't even thought of it yet, so you can't want cereal anymore, which sucks because you wanted cereal.
I hate it when you want cucumbers, and you have them, but don't eat them because you're too lazy to really want them.
Why, because I said so!!! Or did I?
wait, i've got it, I didn't say so. Why, because I said so!!!