How to deal with pests

Pests are very annoying.

Rats

• Nothing. See a rat, and you're screwed. D:

Cockroaches

• Imagine them in their underwear. They'll be too embaressed to come back! :)

Termites

• Paint your wood as bacon, so they won't notice.
• Dress up as Hannah Montana, and they'll run away forever.
• Tell them they can go eat better wood at your enemies house! :D

Flees

• Don't. They eventually die and everything's back to normal! :)
  • The reason you want them there in the first place is because they also hide orange juice in your basement!
    • But drink it up before it goes back to normal in 12 seconds! D:

Sea Bears

• Draw a Sea Bear circle

Sea Rhinosaurauses

• Wear your anti-sea-rhinosauraus-under-garments.

Sea GIANT MONSTERS!!!!!!

• Eat pizza.